
Every design has a story.
This one started as an inside joke — the kind that only works when there is warmth behind it.
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“Stupid Gorilla” is about those moments when you mean well, but still manage to ask for too much, misunderstand the situation, or create a little chaos where you only wanted closeness.
Not because you do not care.
But because sometimes you care so much that it comes out a little loud, a little clumsy and a little too much.
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Too much, but with heart.
That is the feeling behind this sweatshirt.
For the ones who overthink, overfeel, overdo, show up, try again and still mean well through all the noise.
A little stubborn.
A little chaotic.
A little stupid.
But never without heart.
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Made for slow mornings, stable days and everyday comfort.
This crewneck is for coffee runs, work breaks, quiet evenings, horse-show weekends, helping out, waiting around, staying warm and carrying a little bit of personal chaos with you in the softest possible way.
No hood.
No drama.
Just comfort, warmth and a design with a story.
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Why you’ll love it
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Product features
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Care instructions
Machine wash cold, max 30C or 90F.
Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus Drop.
Personal. Stable. A little too much. Always with heart.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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