My Money Goes Where the Hay Goes Horse T-Shirt – Funny Equestrian Tee | Stallmodus
My money goes where the hay goes.
A financial strategy built entirely around horses and very little personal restraint.
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This Stallmodus T-shirt is for horse people who stopped asking where their money went because the answer was always waiting in the stable.
Hay.
Feed.
Equipment.
Supplements with names that sound suspiciously expensive.
And one completely necessary new item that looks remarkably similar to the three already hanging in the tack room.
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Featuring a horseshoe purse, hay net and feed supplies, this playful design celebrates the unmistakable economics of horse ownership.
The budget may be questionable.
The priorities are perfectly clear.
And judging by the horse’s face at feeding time, every penny was worth it.
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Made for warm stable days, feed-store visits, horse shows and anyone who considers money spent on their horse to be a highly sensible investment in happiness.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus My Money Goes Where the Hay Goes design
• Made for horse owners with realistic financial priorities
• Funny equestrian artwork inspired by the true cost of stable life
• Soft garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed, lived-in feel
• Easy to wear at the stable, while shopping for feed or anywhere else
• A fun gift for riders who know exactly where their salary disappeared
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a comfortable vintage-inspired finish
• Relaxed unisex fit with crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a more consistent fit
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat without applying heat directly to the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
Questionable budget. Excellent priorities.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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