Holding It Together (Barely) Gorilla T-Shirt – Stupid Gorilla | Stallmodus Drop
Holding it together.
Barely.
With coffee, deep breaths and a clipboard that suggests there may once have been a plan.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the people carrying seventeen things at once while insisting that everything is completely under control.
The feed has been organized.
The equipment has been packed.
The carrots are accounted for.
The first-aid kit is ready.
The brain has quietly left the building.
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Surrounded by stable essentials and clutching a list for emotional support, this gorilla captures the very specific chaos of trying to care for everyone and remember everything.
It is not about failing.
It is about carrying a lot.
And still showing up, even when the whole operation is being held together by caffeine and determination.
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Made for busy stable days, horse-show mornings, long workweeks and anyone who deserves a moment to admit that “fine” is currently doing a great deal of heavy lifting.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with warm, relatable humor
• Made for busy minds, caring people and tired stable heroes
• Funny without dismissing how much someone may be carrying
• Soft garment-dyed fabric with a relaxed, lived-in feel
• A thoughtful gift for someone managing everything behind the scenes
• Comfortable for stable days, coffee runs and everyday survival
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a comfortable vintage-inspired finish
• Relaxed unisex fit with crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a more consistent fit
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat without applying heat directly to the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Still standing. Still trying. Mostly held together.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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