Stall Hair. Don’t Care. Horse Sweatshirt – Funny Equestrian Crewneck | Stallmodus
Stall hair.
Don’t care.
It was tidy when you arrived.
Probably.
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This Stallmodus sweatshirt is for the people who understand that a respectable hairstyle has very little chance of surviving a day at the barn.
There is wind.
There is dust.
There is humidity.
There is always one piece of hay that somehow follows you home.
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Featuring a confidently chaotic horse in sunglasses, this design celebrates the effortless glamour of stable life.
The kind created by early mornings, riding helmets, unpredictable weather and choosing horses over looking presentable.
Again.
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Made for cold stable mornings, post-training coffee runs and every occasion where brushing your hair feels considerably less important than brushing your horse.
Soft, warm and fully committed to the look.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus Stall Hair design
• Made for riders who have accepted the stable’s styling decisions
• Funny and relatable without trying too hard
• Comfortable for barn days, errands and relaxed everyday wear
• A perfect gift for horse owners, riders and stable friends
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
Messy hair. Clear priorities.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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