Selfie Game Stronger Than My Work Ethic Horse Sweatshirt | Stallmodus
Selfie game:
Stronger than my work ethic.
And honestly, that smile deserves to be documented.
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This Stallmodus sweatshirt is for anyone who has opened their camera roll and discovered that it contains seventeen photos of the same horse, three accidental screenshots and almost no evidence of a life outside the stable.
The lighting may be questionable.
The angle may be deeply unflattering.
The horse may attempt to eat the phone.
You are still taking the picture.
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Featuring a shamelessly confident horse capturing its best side, this playful design celebrates the wonderfully chaotic relationship between horses and cameras.
Made for stable days, coffee runs, slow weekends and the moments when taking another horse selfie feels significantly more urgent than doing anything productive.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus horse selfie design
• Made for riders with horse-filled camera rolls
• Funny without requiring any explanation from fellow equestrians
• Comfortable for stable mornings, quiet evenings and everyday wear
• A playful gift for horse owners, riders and enthusiastic procrastinators
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
Low productivity. Excellent angles.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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