My Horse Is My Therapist T-Shirt – Funny Equestrian Tee | Stallmodus
My horse is my therapist.
The invoices arrive as feed bills.
Because few things clear the mind like walking into the stable and being greeted by someone who has no interest in your emails, deadlines or unnecessary human drama.
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This Stallmodus design is for the riders who tell their horse absolutely everything.
The ones who think more clearly while grooming.
The ones who arrive carrying the entire day and leave feeling slightly more like themselves.
The ones who know that a quiet stable, familiar breathing and something practical to do can make the world feel manageable again.
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Wearing glasses and studying a book titled “How to Deal With Humans,” this horse appears fully prepared for the next appointment.
No formal qualifications.
Questionable confidentiality.
An unusual payment system involving carrots.
Still an excellent listener.
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Made for warm stable days, coffee runs and the moments when spending time with your horse is the most important item on the schedule.
Wear it wherever fellow riders will understand that the stable offers its own kind of calm.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus design inspired by the calming side of horse life
• Detailed humorous artwork featuring the world’s most patient listener
• Relatable for riders who tell their horse everything
• Soft garment-dyed fabric with a comfortable lived-in feel
• A funny and thoughtful gift for the horse person in your life
• Relaxed unisex fit that works on its own or layered
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a relaxed texture and lived-in appearance
• Comfortable unisex relaxed fit
• Classic crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat without ironing directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
Long day. Quiet stable. Better already.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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