My Horse Is My Therapist Sweatshirt – Funny Equestrian Crewneck | Stallmodus
My horse is my therapist.
The invoices arrive as feed bills.
Because few things clear the mind like walking into the stable and being greeted by someone who has no interest in your emails, deadlines or unnecessary human drama.
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This Stallmodus design is for the riders who tell their horse absolutely everything.
The ones who think more clearly while grooming.
The ones who arrive carrying the entire day and leave feeling slightly more like themselves.
The ones who know that a quiet stable, familiar breathing and something practical to do can make the world feel manageable again.
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Wearing glasses and studying a book titled “How to Deal With Humans,” this horse appears fully prepared for the next appointment.
No formal qualifications.
Questionable confidentiality.
An unusual payment system involving carrots.
Still an excellent listener.
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Made for slow mornings, stable evenings, coffee runs and the days when spending time with your horse is the most important item on the schedule.
Wear it wherever fellow riders will understand that the stable offers its own kind of calm.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus design inspired by the calming side of horse life
• Detailed humorous artwork featuring the world’s most patient listener
• Relatable for riders who tell their horse everything
• Warm and comfortable for stable days and quiet evenings
• A funny and thoughtful gift for the horse person in your life
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
Long day. Quiet stable. Better already.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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