
Love is showing up.
Even when it’s messy.
Because caring is easy when everything is calm, clean and going according to plan.
The part that matters most is being there when it is not.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the people who stay.
The ones who arrive when things are difficult.
The ones who help without worrying about the inconvenience.
The ones who understand that real love is rarely polished and almost never perfectly timed.
It is muddy.
It is tired.
It shows up anyway.
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Holding a soaked and thoroughly muddy horse close, this gorilla captures love in one of its most honest forms.
No waiting until everything is easier.
No keeping a safe distance from the mess.
No perfect words required.
Just two arms, one tired horse and someone who chose to be there.
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Made for rainy stable mornings, difficult days, quiet evenings and the moments when showing up matters more than looking put together.
Wear it wherever you want something soft around you and a reminder that love is often an action before it is a sentence.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with warmth and meaning behind the humor
• Celebrates loyalty, care and staying when life becomes messy
• Detailed artwork inspired by real stable life and unconditional support
• Emotional without becoming overly sentimental
• A thoughtful gift for someone who always shows up
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Messy. Tired. Still showing up.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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