I’m Not Perfect. I’m Present. Gorilla Sweatshirt – Stupid Gorilla | Stallmodus Drop
I’m not perfect.
I’m present.
Because sometimes caring is not about finding the right words or knowing how to make everything better.
Sometimes it is simply choosing to stay.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the people who show their love through presence.
The ones who sit beside you when life feels heavy.
The ones who may not have a solution.
The ones who cannot promise perfection but can promise that you will not have to face the moment alone.
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Sitting quietly beside a horse in the stable doorway as the sun goes down, this gorilla captures a softer kind of strength.
No grand gesture.
No perfect speech.
No attempt to fix something that may not be ready to be fixed.
Just warmth, patience and the quiet reassurance of someone who is still there.
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Made for slow mornings, peaceful stable evenings, difficult days and the moments when comfort matters more than answers.
Wear it wherever you want something soft around you and a reminder that being present can be more powerful than being perfect.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with a quiet, meaningful story
• Celebrates presence, patience and showing up for the people you love
• Detailed stable artwork with warm sunset tones
• Honest and emotional without becoming overly serious
• A thoughtful gift for someone who has stayed beside you
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Not perfect. Still here.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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