Overthinking Level: Legendary Gorilla Sweatshirt – Stupid Gorilla | Stallmodus Drop
Overthinking level:
Legendary.
Because one completely ordinary situation can always become seventeen possible scenarios before the coffee is ready.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the dedicated overthinkers.
The ones who replay conversations.
The ones who prepare answers to questions nobody has asked.
The ones who carefully analyse Scenario A and Scenario B before inventing Scenarios C through Q.
Just in case.
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Sitting beneath a cloud of questions with a mug marked “HELP,” this gorilla captures the exact moment when the brain has opened too many tabs and none of them are responding.
Nothing is actually happening.
There may not even be a problem.
But that has never stopped the mind from organising a full emergency meeting.
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Made for slow mornings, busy days, quiet evenings and late-night thinking sessions that were definitely supposed to end hours ago.
Wear it at home, at work, on a coffee run or anywhere you need something soft around you while your thoughts conduct a completely unnecessary investigation.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design made for legendary overthinkers
• Detailed artwork filled with questions, possible scenarios and quiet panic
• Relatable without taking the feeling itself too seriously
• Warm and comfortable when your brain refuses to settle down
• A funny gift for someone whose mind never closes its extra tabs
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Too many scenarios. Still thinking.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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