
Overthinking level:
Legendary.
Because one completely ordinary situation can always become seventeen possible scenarios before the coffee is ready.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the dedicated overthinkers.
The ones who replay conversations.
The ones who prepare answers to questions nobody has asked.
The ones who carefully analyse Scenario A and Scenario B before inventing Scenarios C through Q.
Just in case.
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Sitting beneath a cloud of questions with a mug marked “HELP,” this gorilla captures the exact moment when the brain has opened too many tabs and none of them are responding.
Nothing is actually happening.
There may not even be a problem.
But that has never stopped the mind from organising a full emergency meeting.
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Made for busy days, coffee runs, quiet evenings and thinking sessions that were definitely supposed to end hours ago.
Wear it at home, at work or anywhere your thoughts are likely to conduct a completely unnecessary investigation.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design made for legendary overthinkers
• Detailed artwork filled with questions, possible scenarios and quiet panic
• Relatable without taking the feeling itself too seriously
• Soft garment-dyed fabric with a comfortable lived-in feel
• A funny gift for someone whose mind never closes its extra tabs
• Relaxed unisex fit that works on its own or layered
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a relaxed texture and lived-in appearance
• Comfortable unisex relaxed fit
• Classic crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat without ironing directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Too many scenarios. Still thinking.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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