Horse Show Survivor Sweatshirt – Funny Equestrian Crewneck | Stallmodus
Horse show survivor.
No sleep. All day.
Because horse-show weekends begin before sunrise and somehow keep going long after your energy, patience and clean clothes have disappeared.
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This Stallmodus design is for the riders, grooms, horse parents and stable crews who know exactly what it takes to survive a full day at the showground.
Early alarms.
Packed trailers.
Endless waiting.
Last-minute course changes.
And enough coffee to qualify as performance fuel.
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Featuring a vintage-inspired horse portrait, crossed jump poles and rosette details, the design celebrates the beautifully exhausting reality of horse-show life.
You may be tired.
You may be covered in dust.
But you survived the warm-up arena, the timetable and the emotional roller coaster of watching every fence.
That deserves recognition.
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Made for cold showground mornings, long waits between classes, packing the trailer and the recovery day that inevitably follows.
Wear it at the stable, around the showground or anywhere fellow equestrians will understand exactly what “No Sleep. All Day.” means.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus design inspired by real horse-show weekends
• Detailed vintage-style equestrian artwork
• Relatable humor for riders, grooms, horse parents and stable crews
• Warm and comfortable for early mornings and long days outdoors
• A fun gift for the horse-show survivor in your life
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
No sleep. All day. Somehow still worth it.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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