Horse Show Survivor T-Shirt – Funny Equestrian Tee | Stallmodus
Horse show survivor.
No sleep. All day.
Because horse-show weekends begin before sunrise and somehow continue long after your energy, patience and clean clothes have disappeared.
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This Stallmodus design is for the riders, grooms, horse parents and stable crews who know exactly what it takes to survive a full day at the showground.
Early alarms.
Packed trailers.
Endless waiting.
Last-minute course changes.
And enough coffee to qualify as performance fuel.
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Featuring a vintage-inspired horse portrait, crossed jump poles and rosette details, the design celebrates the beautifully exhausting reality of horse-show life.
You may be tired.
You may be covered in dust.
But you survived the warm-up arena, the timetable and the emotional roller coaster of watching every fence.
That deserves recognition.
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Made for warm show days, stable work, course walks and the journey home after the final class.
Wear it around the showground or anywhere fellow equestrians will understand exactly what “No Sleep. All Day.” means.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stallmodus design inspired by real horse-show weekends
• Detailed vintage-style equestrian artwork
• Relatable humor for riders, grooms, horse parents and stable crews
• Soft garment-dyed fabric with a comfortable lived-in feel
• A fun gift for the horse-show survivor in your life
• Relaxed unisex fit that works on its own or layered
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Medium-weight fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a relaxed texture and lived-in appearance
• Comfortable unisex relaxed fit
• Classic crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat without ironing directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stallmodus.
No sleep. All day. Somehow still worth it.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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