Big Heart. Silent Panic. Gorilla T-Shirt – Stupid Gorilla | Stallmodus Drop
Big heart.
Silent panic.
Because sometimes caring deeply means wondering if someone is upset with you before they have even finished the sentence.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the soft-hearted overthinkers.
The ones who mean well.
The ones who feel everything.
The ones who notice a slightly different tone of voice and immediately begin reviewing the last three days for possible mistakes.
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Holding a stitched heart and quietly asking, “Please don’t be mad at me,” this gorilla captures that strange combination of love, vulnerability and completely unnecessary internal panic.
It is not about being weak.
It is about having so much heart that the brain occasionally turns it into an emergency.
A little worried.
A little ridiculous.
Completely sincere.
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Made for coffee runs, relaxed days, stable life and the moments when your clothes are casual but your thoughts are doing far too much.
The garment-dyed cotton gives this tee a soft, familiar character from the first wear, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to wear alone or under your favorite hoodie or jacket.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with warmth behind the humor
• Made for overthinkers, soft hearts and beautifully anxious humans
• Funny without making the feeling itself into a joke
• Relaxed everyday fit with a soft, garment-dyed texture
• A thoughtful gift for someone who cares deeply and worries quietly
• Easy to wear at home, at work, at the stable or on coffee runs
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Garment-dyed for a relaxed color and lived-in texture
• Pre-shrunk construction for more consistent sizing
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tubular knit without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Sewn-in label
• Durable printed front design
• Available in sizes S–4XL
• Made in Honduras
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Too much feeling. Too much thinking. Still all heart.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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