Big Heart. Silent Panic. Gorilla Sweatshirt – Stupid Gorilla | Stallmodus Drop
Big heart.
Silent panic.
Because sometimes caring deeply means wondering if someone is upset with you before they have even finished the sentence.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the soft-hearted overthinkers.
The ones who mean well.
The ones who feel everything.
The ones who notice a slightly different tone of voice and immediately begin reviewing the last three days for possible mistakes.
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Holding a stitched heart and quietly asking, “Please don’t be mad at me,” this gorilla captures that strange combination of love, vulnerability and completely unnecessary internal panic.
It is not about being weak.
It is about having so much heart that the brain occasionally turns it into an emergency.
A little worried.
A little ridiculous.
Completely sincere.
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Made for slow mornings, coffee runs, quiet evenings and the moments when you need something soft around you while your thoughts are doing far too much.
Wear it at home, at work, at the stable or anywhere you want comfortable everyday clothing with a little honesty behind it.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with warmth behind the humor
• Made for overthinkers, soft hearts and beautifully anxious humans
• Funny without making the feeling itself into a joke
• Comfortable for everyday wear, quiet evenings and coffee-fueled reflection
• A thoughtful gift for someone who cares deeply and worries quietly
• Classic unisex fit that is easy to style and layer
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester fabric
• Soft, warm feel made for everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband help retain their shape
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Made using ethically grown US cotton
• Durable DTG-printed front design
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Made in Nicaragua
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Too much feeling. Too much thinking. Still all heart.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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