
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GORILLA.
OVERPREPARED.
UNDERQUALIFIED.
COMPLETELY YOURS.
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Some people offer advice.
Some people offer a full support kit, a warm drink and their complete emotional availability before anyone has even explained what happened.
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This Stupid Gorilla design is for the people who care a lot, arrive early and may not have the perfect solution — but will still bring every possible comfort item just in case.
A blanket. A mug. A little backup. A lot of heart.
The gorilla may be slightly overwhelmed, but the intention is excellent.
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Made for the friend, partner, stable person or family member who shows support in a wonderfully unpolished way.
The one who says, “I have no idea what I’m doing,” while already holding the emergency coffee.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with warmth behind the humor
• Detailed support-kit artwork with a cozy, vintage-inspired feel
• Celebrates emotional backup, good intentions and showing up anyway
• Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in texture
• Relaxed fit for stable days, coffee runs and everyday comfort
• A thoughtful gift for your own emotional support gorilla
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
• Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
• Tubular construction without side seams
• Double-needle stitching for lasting shape
• Available in sizes S–4XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
Overprepared. Underqualified. Completely yours.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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