
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GORILLA.
OVERPREPARED.
UNDERQUALIFIED.
COMPLETELY YOURS.
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For the person who cannot fix everything.
But can sit with you, make coffee, bring a blanket and become unexpectedly invested in your entire situation.
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This Stupid Gorilla sweatshirt celebrates the kind of support that is a little clumsy, very sincere and never quite empty-handed.
The detailed gorilla and support-kit artwork is a warm reminder that care does not need to look polished to matter.
Sometimes it just looks like someone arriving with too much stuff and absolutely no plan to leave until you are okay.
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Made for cold stable mornings, slow days, long drives and people who take being there for each other seriously — even when they pretend they are not emotional.
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Original Stupid Gorilla design with humor, warmth and real feeling
• Detailed support-kit illustration with cozy vintage character
• A wearable reminder that showing up counts
• Medium-heavy fabric made for everyday warmth and comfort
• Classic crewneck shape for easy layering
• A great gift for the person who always turns up with coffee and concern
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• 50/50 cotton-poly blend
• Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric
• Tubular knit construction without side seams
• Ribbed knit collar to help retain shape
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Available in sizes S–5XL
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, max 30°C or 90°F.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
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This is Stupid Gorilla by Stallmodus.
A little chaotic. Very supportive. Completely yours.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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